21 Fan Characters...
1 Sole Survivor...
And probably some other numbers too.
This...is Survivor Fan Characters: Blackjack Bay!
Lucky guess, Stiletto.
If just he spoke..
@MattyPLLLover7: He can't. :(
Lol, so funny.
Stiletto is adorable, and Pablo proves that his lack of speech isn't a barrier...well, not too much of one at least.
@Parrot: Funny is good.
YAY STILETTO <3333333333333333333333
Call it a hunch...
...But I don't think Cathy is going home whenever they next go to tribal. At this rate, I can see it being Pablo (which would kinda suck- a smart baby, we don't get many of those) Moreso honestly.
Anyway, enough with me bashing Xayla and theorizing boot orders, I should probably get down to ranking dese contestants as they stand...Next time. I don't want this comment to be 20 ft tall after all (spoiler: Xayla is #113)
Those rankings I promised ya.
#133-21, Xayla- Told ya so. She's the exact same kinda feminist I hate with a passion, and don't get me started on what she's doing to Megumi right now. And considering her confessional implied it was only part one, I can see something even worse she's doing down the line. The only upside is Megumi will probably attack her once she finds out, and Xayla will have to be med-evaced (can't believe I'm wishing that upon someone).
#20, Squaria- For some reason, I find that I dislike members of the Tera tribe Moreso than any other. Anyway, I did try to like Squaria, I really did. But her unjustified overactive paranoia about this game is making that hard as hell. Who knows, maybe she'll get better, or maybe she'll be the first boot from Tera (I'm leaning towards the latter).
#19, Sylvester-I haven't seen but 3 or 4 panels worth of this smug twit and I know I'm gonna hate him when he's not INV. Boot after Squaria Plz.
#18, Pigmalion- TO. MUCH. POSITIVE. Seriously, I'm all for P guys, it's the PP ones I can't stand. I be thinking this pig goes as far as Aeri's first or second tribal, and I'll be relieved when that happens.
#17, Krystal- Krystal has a lot of the same problems Pigmalion has right now, but just toned down a smidge so she gets higher. If it weren't for those blasted tribal meetings she insists on, I could tolerate her, but those just get her more screen time. Either her or Squaria is gonna be Tera's first boot, I feel it in my bones.
#16, Bartholomew- Yet another of the Aeri appear on this list. This time, it's not for any seething </3 like the previous entries, but quite frankly this guy (with the exception of being a Siamese twin and blind La Toya worshipping) is kinda forgettable. His brother, whom we'll get to eventually, is the much better half of the duo.
#15, Cree- So...A guy who hates the game, will probably vote for himself at TC given the chance, and is more than willing to sabotage his tribe given the chance? Pass.
#14, Ibrehem- Hey, the first member of my favorite tribe is on the list now, took long enough. Pyro worshipping aside, the only reason Ib is so low here, where he'd easily crack the top 10 in other seasons, is that he got stuck on a tribe with so many fantastic personas, while he himself is just kinda of a strat bot with some war stories and a wheelchair. He's doomed if he gets hit with a switch, or if theres no switch, the merge is what he dreads.
#13, Ty- Whelp, first boots can't go much higher lest they be named Minerva. Anyway, I could tell Ty was a good guy and a lucky one at that, what with Stilleto and all, but we didn't get to see much of him so I can't tell ya much.
#12, Monty- From what we've got, I can tell Monty is going to be a HUGE character later on. For now though, he's just a big guy eating to keep something monstrous at bay. What it is, we don't know...
#11, Aurora- Now this is where the rankings get kinda tough, because I kinda love everyone left. In Aurora's case, while I freaking love that you got a snarky pony whereas most others would do one more kin to the source material, we just haven't seen enough of her yet. I hope for that to change eventually, because it pains me to keep her here.
#10, Nelson-...So only one member of Tera is cracking the top 10 right now? Weaksuace x10. Nelson, like Aurora, is a guy we just need to see more of before he can get any higher. He has more potential then Aurora though, so here he is.
#9, Pablo- As I've stated before, I like the smart baby. The only drawback is his character is, for the most part, kinda 2- dimensional. It kinda hurts that he can only speak in confessionals, but I do understand why that is. I just don't see it lasting him that long.
#8, Stilleto-A nerdy porn star. Have I ever mentioned how I wish fan characters could be real? Anyway, right now Stilleto's character is a bit to one note for me to rank her any higher, but it's such a good note I can't put her any lower.
#7, La Toya- Right, now La Toya is the FAR lesser of two evils with you know who. Quite frankly, while Xayla is repulsive with N, La Toya is actually kinda charming. It helps that we know the whole ghetto thing is just an act to entertain herself, kinda like Ibuki, but more ghetto-ey, less godly.
#6, Sid- Sid is basically a more visible, non-ponified, male version of Aurora, and simply put, I love it. I almost don't want to see Bartholomew get voted out so we can see more of him, and therein lies why he's not in the F5, I want him to go far, but his brother....
#5, Megumi- Such a sweetheart who's going through tough times. I want to see her kick Xayla's ass and win everything just to spite her, no other reason.
#4, Couscous- By no means should I like this little kitty as much as I do. She's mean as hell, she hates Stilleto for being something she's not, and her plans are rubbish after the first few episodes. Yet...I can kinda see where she's coming from on all fronts. I dunno, I constantly say the jerk with the heart of gold is cliche, but with some acceptions (coughduncancough) I can't help but love 'em, and Couscous is one of my favorites recently.
#3, Ewin- FUCK YEAH. Ewin is exactly what we need from a fan character Python. He's random, kinda dumb, but still so britishly charming you could care less. I honestly don't want him to go further than first juror though, don't want his act to get stale and all,
#2, Angry-A Disney character that is grumpier than Grumpy. This is either the best idea ever, or is gonna be old real fast. Anyway, for Angry has found a balance of both smart and grouchy, which I'm very fond of. I hope to see him go as far as the F5 personally.
#1, Cathy- Must...Not...Submit to!.....D'AWWWWW. Anyhow, Cathy is the true sweet heart of the season, such a kind and caring kitty. I mean it, everything she does at this point is absolutely adorable. I see no reason to take her from spot #1 unless she goes REALLY soon. I mean, she has everything-adorablility, sweetness but not to much, savvyness to know who she needs to talk to, she is absolutely adorable when paired with Couscous...Erm...*puts on sunglasses and holds up flashy thing* *FLASH*
Anyway, that be my rankings for this season, expect them to be revised by this season's end. Also expect one for Dream Forest eventually.
@Vivelastrange: Seems a tad early for rankings, but these are pretty nice.
BTW Cree's female.
=< No Ty equals a sad bunch of people.
But Ibrehem collecting shrunken heads is interesting.
1-I had to express my opinions on contestants ASAP.
2-Cree is female. Coulda fooled me.
3- As I said, they are to be revised later.
4- I'm known for being strange (points at username)
5-Bullet points are fun.
@SPDark: I had to boot Ty out first. :(
@Vivelastrange: Bullet points are very fun.
Even though Ty is gone I still enjoy this tribe, especially the part were the shrunken heads
@wifishark: Thank goodness.
I told ya King Pablo... ;)